The things people don't tell you!

Okay Mom's we all have one or two things that we discovered after the baby was born and we didn't know was even possible. Here are some of mine.

1) Poop can spray out and go pretty far especially for a breastfed baby!  Alex got us a few times before we figure out how he worked. But I never knew poop could spray out like that and he wasn't sick it was normal.

2) Don't Google symptoms your kids have or you will want to rush them to the emergency room because they are always dying. Have you ever Googled slight pain in side. Don't just trust me Don't.
3) Your kids won't tell you the bad words they learn or the crazy things they can do until your around a mess or people trying to show them how great of a mom you are.

4) Once you become a mom say goodbye to quiet bath time cause if its not the kids its the husband.

5) Your kids are going to be worse for you then if you send them to play at Sally or Johns. They may act crazy and make you pull your hair out at home. But all those life lessons you have taught them they hear and follow at their friends.

6)That you could never be more proud of someone, love someone so much, and see something so perfect as your child sleeping. There is something about the peaceful, trusting, and quiet way a baby/child sleeps that make your heart just sing!

7) That you would love little feet so much.

and there are so many more... what have you learned that no one ever taught you... I didn't even get to the pregnancy yet.